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The Bad Boys' Soft Boys' Lonely Hearts Club - The Full Package

Authors: Sam_le_fou

Genre: Humor

Update: 29-10-2022

Status: Completed

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Four bad boys, Ayden, Hayden, Brayden, and Okayden, try to form a school club to learn how to fight their bad boy instincts, or succumb to cliches trying.


When Ayden's six-pack appeared when he was nine, he realized that he was born to be a bad boy.

Far for embracing it, he has dedicated his whole life to avoid every cliche in the book, from girls with mysterious pasts stumbling into him in the hallways, to always changing schools to be the "mysterious new kid," to ancient beings asking him to be a chosen one every other day.

But a fated encounter with the captain of the football team makes him realized that he is not the only one cursed with being a bad boy. There are others like him.

Alone, they are weak. Together, they are strong. Sort of.

With the mission to finding others cursed with being bad boys, Ayden and his new friends will work together to make a school club where they can help each other avoid the trappings of cliche and finish the school year unscathed.

That is, if they can convince the student council president to let them form the club in the first place.


Cover by @Feralshadow


Chapter 2: Because Nothing Good Ever Happens In Chapter 1

The One With The Micropenis

Trapped With The Bad Boy QB!

The QB Bad Boy Is My BFF?!

The Prez-o-dent

The Queen B - Part I

The Queen B - Part 2

The Queen B - Part Three

The First Law

The No-No Square Fiasco

Kidnapped By The Bad Boy Gang Leader!

The Bad Boy Gang Leader Is A Soft Boy!

The Serious Buisness Kerfuffle

The Totally Normal Death Wish

The Furry Fiasco

The Sandwich Discussion

The Chapter With No Narration, And Everything Goes Smoothly For A While

The Girl With The LaCroix Tattoo

The Lion, The Witch, And The Audacity Of This B*tch

The Office And The Trap

The Marbleous Ms. Vazquez

The PCL Threat

The Bad Boy In The Treanchcoat

The Mysterious Bad Boy Is Hairy A.F

The Lonely Chocolate Cake Slice

The Slurpening

The Sleepover From Hell - Part 1

The Sleepover From Hell - Part Deux

The Sleepover From Hell - Tercera Parte

The Existentialist Approach To Daddy Issues

The Sausage Party

The Feet Curiosity

The LaCroix Bamboozle

The Hail Mary Touchdown

The Indicent Proposal

The Endgame - Age of Ultron

The Endgame - Infinity War

The Endgame - Uh, Endgame?

The Finale...Or Is It?

BONUS: Panic! At The Roadtrip

The Season 2's Season 1 Recap Thingy

Chapter 3: Storming The Necrodancer's Keep

The Safe Space Invasion

The Warfare Deception

The Wacky Races Rip-off

The Fever Dream

A Chapter Where The Title - Meaning, This One - Is Way Longer Than The Chapter

The Ellipsis Intervention

At Last, Chapter 1

The Libertarian Shakedown

The Big Beepis Chapter

The Importance Of Protections

The Eternal Recurrence Of Random Sharts

The Sound Of Silence

The Wrap-up

The Millionaire's Secret Billionaire ~ Part 1

The Millionaire's Secret Billionaire ~ Part 2

The Millionaire's Secret Billionaire ~ Part 3

The Millionaire's Secret Billionaire ~ Part 4

The Bottle Chapter

The One Where Ayden Rants About Pachelbel

The Objection

The Solomonic Solution

The Season Finale, Again

BONUS: How The Brayden Stole Christmas

The End...ish

The Face/Ball Status-Quo

The Battle Royale With Cheese ~ Part 1

The Battle Royale With Cheese ~ Part 2

The Split-up

The Deux Ex Pasta

The Shitshow

The Bad Boy From Under The Stall ~ Part 1

The Bad Boy From Under The Stall ~ Part 2

The Bad Boy From Under The Stall ~ Part 3

The Blowjob Chapter

The Bad Boys' Soft Boys' Lonely Hearts Club

The Myth Of Ay/Iden

The Seed of Doubt

The Shitti Date ~ Part 1

The Shitti Date ~ Part 2

The Shitti Date ~ Part 3

The Shitti Date ~ Part 4

The Murder/Funeral/Wedding Trifecta ~ Part 1

The Murder/Funeral/Wedding Trifecta ~ Part 2

The Murder/Funeral/Wedding Trifecta ~ Part III

The Dead Mother's Club

The Maze of Hungry Divergence ~ Part 1

The Maze Of Hungry Divergence ~ Part 2

The Tao Of Kirby

The One Where Ayden Kills A Dude

The Choosening

The Treasonous Treason Of A Traitorous Traitor

The Alpharatus Bad Boy Is A Bitcoin Millionaire?!

The Virginal Defense

The Libertarian Endgame

The Checking Of Priviledges

The End ~ Part 1

The End ~ Part 2

The End ~ Part 3

The End ~ Part 4

The End? ~ Part 5

The Déjà Vu

The Goddess Of Fortune Is A Rotten Fujoshi!

the brayden chapter wrote by me: brayden messina-park

The Ballroom Blitz

The End

Chapter 1